"I can't remember if that actually happened, or if I just came up with that story to cover up having a TON of porn on my computer when my mom found it."

"I have a story kind of similar to this — a friend and I were playing Counter-Strike about a year ago, and the team we were placed on was fantastic. They were fun guys who could play well. We played a few more games that night until we were getting stomped one game, and one of the guys says, 'I'm about to leave, I don't have time for this shit,' and we were laughing with him, and he said, 'No, really. I don't have time for this.' 

After some pushing, he tells us that he has some horrible kidney issues and is going to die in about four months, as he is low on the list for a replacement. We played with him a few more times in the coming weeks until he got on less and less. Anyway, time passes, and the other week, I remember the guy and check his Steam profile, 'last online 8 months ago.' Rest in peace, my man."

"I NEVER READ A SINGLE BOOK. Like, not one book. I was just good at summarizing in my own words. I would look up what the book was about and go from there. It was very easy and shocking that he never asked me more about the books that I was supposedly reading. Good times."

"That was one hell of a night. A full year later, and I still haven't been caught."

"Someday, I expect that I’ll see the other side of the story on Reddit... like grossest thing you saw at someone’s house or something :(."

"I've told one person ever and they said I was a monster. Thanks OP."

"Edit: Just so it’s out there, it’s completely safe, consensual, and doesn’t involve anything illegal."

"Didn't think I could hate anyone this much."

"Edit: Wow, I did not expect this much support thank you all!"

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