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"That, combined with the animal print loafers with no socks, is just the rock bottom of social media fashion."

"There is a guy at work who wears skintight Chinos and brown shoes with no socks. And the Chinos are too short, so he has that two inches of bare skin that looks so ridiculous."

"To be honest, I really feel for my fellow curly haired millennials who were teased about their locks only to watch the next generation getting perms to match them."

"I worked with a guy who wore a fedora hat with safari flaps. Nobody knows where he bought it from. It even got him in huge trouble because he wore it to a meeting, and the CEO said it was distracting, but he kept refusing to take it off."

"The red cap is ruined. Case in point: I was at a work event last week. A guy wore a red cap with white lettering that read 'Marlboro.' All night, people were roasting him and calling him MAGA, which now repulses people more than cigarettes. We're in Canada."