When I was 14, MTV came to my house because I was one of Britney Spears' biggest fans.

“After hearing the gunshots, many people yelled ‘Get down!’ which caused Nicki Minaj to start twerking. Can you believe it? She’s the only one that really understood what that meant.” — Trump on the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner. pic.twitter.com/8uFC05tQGH

Trump calls JB Pritzker a "fat pig" pic.twitter.com/txBvmvAMAO

TRUMP: "I can exclusively reveal to you that for (our next UFC fight) we'll have Chris Christie fighting, I could say the governor of Chicago, but i'll instead say Jerry Nadler, and they're fighting for a big piece of cheesecake.Who the hell wrote that line?But it is true." pic.twitter.com/qqUtOWzBrE

Trump: I'd never call anyone fat. I have my own problems pic.twitter.com/BIYtcTo5Zp

Trump: "I want to personally congratulate CNN's Kaitlan Collins on receiving her award. It was all about me. It was a fake, she shouldn't get the award, it was a fake — but I didn't mind, I said, 'Kaitlan, congratulations.' But it was fake, there's no question about it. She's a… pic.twitter.com/Sn2vzVyWmf

Trump: James Tala-freako… he hates sex, hates women…. And that means he's not going to do very well against Ken Paxton pic.twitter.com/mmvB02ydXr

CSPAN: What was your reaction to the President?Caller: He was a chode pic.twitter.com/am2ZI4uP6I