These are the cozy, wholesome posts you need to see.

Needs a fresh coat of paint but I just got this adorable $800 wooden playhouse for my son for $40 pic.twitter.com/FlWyrc5npv

It’s Bo’s birthday so he gets a shrimp and a bottle of wine pic.twitter.com/YEM2st5dll

1 slice 3 diff ways bc i want everything pic.twitter.com/Xb7AR3j57I

For the record, it’s been two months and he still cuddles with his ‘puter every single day, and if I want to tell him to go sit on this ottoman so we can hang out together on the couch I’ve taught him to do that by saying “Go check your emails!” You have to amuse yourself!!! https://t.co/E6GNxxq5Tw pic.twitter.com/WG7PrWBdI3

My ideal weekend includes:-farmer’s market-library-walking for at least an hour-ripe peaches waiting at home for dessert-in bed by 10

Passed out with his literature pic.twitter.com/Im8e4JjU52

i’m only 59 pages in and i’m pissed because i planned to only read this at home but it’s so good already i know i’m gonna be lugging this around with me on my commute to work everyday. pls pray for my shoulder <3 pic.twitter.com/8V4HXLWhph

Everything is terrible but my neighbor has a big cat named Maximus and just named his new tiny cat Minimus.

About two weeks ago, a dove made a nest on my balcony. To avoid disturbing her, I haven’t used my balcony since then.Right now there are two beautiful white eggs in the nest, and it’s the cutest thing ever… 🕊️ pic.twitter.com/qJuy0yb82H

Was very confused about water this morning and tried to drink it from the outside pic.twitter.com/nLkg9zFWyQ

me & my long distance girlfriend pic.twitter.com/sciRnUPFy3

adulthood is realizing you can join any webinar or activity for no reason other than pure interest. i have a webinar about  birds in an hour

My partner keep showing orange juice to our orange cat and saying "this is what happens to bad orange kitties" and then drinking it menacingly

dismantling my couch bc i’m moving tomorrow and bro thinks he’s helping apparently pic.twitter.com/u4Rls05gCc

I think he likes it 😌 pic.twitter.com/tEb3XpqYUb

my boyfriend wanted a dirt and worms cake for his birthday, ask and you shall receive pic.twitter.com/5tbtVeFaj9

told my boss i appreciate words of affirmation and now he sends me shit like this pic.twitter.com/XAJr3ENbDn