“An ICE officer is trained for 71 days. It takes 150 days to become a certified pet stylist at Petco.”

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.....unless you are an ICE agent. https://t.co/Iq4UUHJkOl

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Hunter Biden on Trump: “I would tell him to go fuck his fucking self. And please leave. This man has tried to torture me for fucking ten years. The shit that he says about my dad. His obsession with tormenting my dad. Hanging a picture of an autopen on the colonnade. Demeaning… pic.twitter.com/EQol4jdjQB

Ossoff: Who won the 2020 election?Clayton: I’m not going to get into that with you.Ossoff: Isn't it humiliating to be unable to answer this question, to have to indulge the president's delusions? pic.twitter.com/omHN7SYdBP

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Trump says he’s going to solve the Canadian wildfires impacting our air quality with… tariffs.He really is a damn moron. pic.twitter.com/Ln6l5Vt2p8

HEGSETH: President Trump deserves the kind of praise he should get for undertaking this effortREED: Excuse me. So he should be praised for starting a war without authority and creating a situation in which the world economy is suffering tremendously? pic.twitter.com/3LvuNxAN4D

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