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Help! Noah Kahan Fans Literally Can’t Stop Pooping And Peeing On Each Other At His Concerts
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We need to talk about the pooping and peeing problem at Noah’s shows. I’m an innately nosey and chronically online celebrity and pop culture journalist, with my specialist areas including deep-diving lyrics and calling out Terrible Men™. If you have to poop at a show please dear god just go to the bathroom lmao I’ve pooped my pants as much as the next 29 year old but you guys gotta understand there’s a venue worker out there with a 1000 yard stare after dealing with that