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"That’s her thing. She always disappears for years between albums, then reappears just long enough to make more millions with a new album… Rinse and repeat. She does the 'celebrity' thing just right if you ask me lol."—u/Jewels1914

"She settled into a pattern where each successive album takes one year longer than the last one.

Tidal —> Three years —> When the Pawn...

When the Pawn —> Six years —> Extraordinary Machine

Extraordinary Machine —> Seven years —> The Idler Wheel

The Idler Wheel —> Eight years —> Fetch the Bolt Cutters

So her next album should be in 2029. I'm psyched!"—u/TheOvy

"He didn't really vanish. He's been running his own production studio and record label, HitRecord, for a decade now. He primarily focuses on that and does film work when he feels like it. He also does a ton of voice acting. He has two upcoming on-screen film roles with Pendulum and 2034, the latter of which he wrote and directed. Both are slated for a 2027 release."—u/HereInTheRuin

"I see him all the time on television. He loves his MSC cruises."—u/WerewolfCalm5178

"Her two kids are on my daughter’s soccer team. After the third practice or so, she introduced herself and told me my daughter was adorable. She seems to really enjoy the low-key lifestyle right now."—u/NobleStreetRat

"They run a really elite fashion company. The kind you aren't rich enough to even know about. Went from clothes at Walmart to high fashion."—u/meatball77

"Apparently, he's living his best dad life and was uncomfortable with the Bieber-esque fame and fixation he acquired. Best way to do it, if you ask me."—u/Jasnaahhh

"He’s the lead in a new Magnificent Seven TV series. It’s in production now."

"He's still around, but mostly does skateboard stuff like he used to, as well as doing a lot of voice acting work."—u/NinjaBreadManOO

"He destroyed his own career over the Danny Masterson character letter, when he chose to defend rather than condemn."—u/zerbey

"He had some emotional abuse allegations against him from an ex-girlfriend."—u/goddamnitwhalen

"I've been a fan of his since the early YouTube days. He was always clever and silly from the start, but watching him progress was like watching someone's descent into madness. It's not a secret, he's made statements and songs about his mental health and the general fuckery in the music industry, as well as the nightmare that is being famous, it's just...it almost makes you feel guilty for being a fan and thus contributing to the fame. Still, he's one of the most entertaining acts I've seen. I hope he's doing okay."—u/callmegecko

"He's doing a few shows with Ed Sheeran this year!"—u/Blue-zebra-10

"This is part of why I love her so much. Did her thing, got paid, and just said, 'Ok, I'm gonna go live out of the limelight now.' Wish others did the same, but yeah, I also want more Sade."—u/Cooper_Inc

"Dustin Hoffman is 88 years old. I wouldn't expect him to be very active at his age."—u/9bikes

"He's in the woods. Covered head to toe in camouflage. Looking for ManBearPig."—u/Unumbotte

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