“The Odyssey is super woke in the sense that it kept me awake the entire time”

the odyssey spoiler without context pic.twitter.com/K9dTvt8RCg

Tiresias in Hades: “Odysseus, the gods said you’re the only one making it home.”Odysseus: “I WILL DEFY THE GODS”Tiresias: pic.twitter.com/WEYUvRv3jn

Odysseus and his crew after pissing off Zeus pic.twitter.com/OBiUGISmuu

Anne Hathaway in The Odyssey stuck at Ithacasa Amor but refusing to explore any new connections pic.twitter.com/y2cXbba93K

“The Face That Launched A Thousand Ships” and his first thought was Lupita Nyong’o, Christopher Nolan just like me fr😮‍💨 https://t.co/DI8G2XkS9B

Agamemnon came into Troy like… pic.twitter.com/7RyMwBpqtR

robert pattinson in the odyssey: pic.twitter.com/WIhFQelamA

The cyclops when Odysseus poked his eye pic.twitter.com/f9upBgaLKl

tom being in love with zendaya in every universe https://t.co/oEkwB5g6tA

telemachus: my dad's coming home soonantinous:  pic.twitter.com/ko5tmWGywg

The cyclops in The Odyssey pic.twitter.com/g0PtL1R52y

odysseus plucking his bow at the trial pic.twitter.com/uN4Yjpfmx8

Odysseus after seeing his men BBQing on Thrinacia pic.twitter.com/5F74CWMffW

Pattinson hit that "plate-licker" line harder than a Klansman

The Odyssey without context:GET THE SWORDS! GET THE SWORDS! GET THE SHIELDS! GET THE SHIELDS! SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!

That cyclops scene was so intrusive it felt like I was in that cave with them 😭

genuinely thought i was also gonna fucking die during that storm scene in the odyssey in imax

Eurylochus: I'd rather drown than starvePoseidon: pic.twitter.com/XmC6tneJD8

antinous when odysseus started slaughtering the suitors pic.twitter.com/U2J7jxQuQV

telemachus suspecting mentor to be athena in disguise not once but twice felt like nolan was going back to his "i'll throw in a few easter eggs for the fans" batman roots

Antinous when Odysseus plucked the bowpic.twitter.com/xHKA23CMwN

“bury him up on the cliffs.” “where you met him?” pic.twitter.com/UeLFOdrW7A

robert pattinson in the odyssey when odysseus strung his bow pic.twitter.com/oau920Ucyo

“you’re odysseus-” pic.twitter.com/o3WKuC8swa

Nooo babe it only looks small because you’re not looking at it in 70mm

Bro… Elliot Page was like Landry Shamet off the bench. He had 8 minutes and went off in this scene https://t.co/R78pBVZPHW

Me in the theater when Odysseus’ hunting dog recognized him through his disguise and passed after seeing him pic.twitter.com/vKh3mY5ivl

achilles and patroclus while odysseus was crying to penelope about going to war: pic.twitter.com/OQ5bnrDfvg

when i break into someone's house but they're watching the 3rd act of the odyssey  pic.twitter.com/YfQodA5SoX

Odysseus and crew every time they left an island pic.twitter.com/RsZ7XZcBDX

Odysseus seeing all the suitors in his home disrespecting the Laws of Zeus pic.twitter.com/8xcMgbGeJp

Odysseus returning to Ithaca pic.twitter.com/jtBJHji8Dn

Viendo La Odisea como Christopher Nolan hubiese querido pic.twitter.com/URZgPTDGsE

Just realized The Odyssey has two Batmans in it. pic.twitter.com/qQ2d1iX49f

can somebody get these bEGGARS OUT OF HERE

it appears that... my god... Odysseus has returned pic.twitter.com/J9Njx5UMR1

The Odyssey is super woke in the sense that it kept me awake the entire time

https://t.co/zuVtjIePOy pic.twitter.com/tSLxvXnETv

The Odyssey is proof that "on my way" has never meant "be there soon"

Odysseus trying to find his way back home: pic.twitter.com/oAGxbK00s6

robert pattinson in the odyssey: pic.twitter.com/DE36MJDdEd

odysseus’ men every time he took them to another island pic.twitter.com/QaedrAHIBh

Odysseus and his crew for the first 2 hours: pic.twitter.com/YzoT9spxpH

“You either die at sea… or you live long enough to see yourself become the Sea People” pic.twitter.com/1IgCUEsNj2

hearing that music note hit every time Odysseus plucks his bow string pic.twitter.com/Vq9gz9nMuY

Zeus’ Law says you can have a little treat

The suitors & Odysseus pic.twitter.com/kwf3i8aLxs

this scene where matt damon is flexing his arm in your face while his crew are dying and screaming in agony pic.twitter.com/ZxPEcLamLi

Me if I was in Hollywood’s A-List and didn’t get cast in #TheOdyssey: pic.twitter.com/6mbYqWs7zu

I think I have the parasite that makes you want to watch The Odyssey 500 more times

The suitors when Odysseus returns to Ithaca: pic.twitter.com/VxhnzA2WO9

Odysseus and his men after every stop: pic.twitter.com/V6Txf48K0n

agamemnon had so much aura odysseus was still bowing to his corpse in hades pic.twitter.com/B8cWOMcRoR

nolan really slutted out pattinson giving him that short ass skirt

“Give Antinous back his shame” pic.twitter.com/Bk6aUoYMb1

i feel like the odyssey must have been retreading old ground for himesh patel because nobody in the mediterranean bronze age had heard of the beatles

Odysseus and his crew after pissing off Zeus pic.twitter.com/DZu2y6BSza

The Gods listening to Odysseus’ men eating the cattle pic.twitter.com/3oXtkoXl9g

Telemachus-maxxing by wanting everybody to leave my house

“nolan’s odyssey isn’t realistic!” “it isn’t accurate!” okay but it isn’t it kind of cool to make the central messaging of a thousands-year-old story told over generations resonate with modern day concerns to teach us lessons just like it did when it was first told