Greg Gutfeld offers strong criticism of Lupita Nyong'o's remarks regarding Homer's ancient epic, 'The Odyssey.' Gutfeld suggests the actress is applying 'Teen Vogue thinking' to a 3,000-year-old text. He asserts that the focus on men dying in wars is 'racist against men' and deems the modern critique of historical works 'incredibly lazy.'

I am once again begging the folks in USC’s athletic department to crack open a book.

Or pull up Google. Watch a YouTube explainer. Ask an English professor walking across campus. Anything.

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Because for the second time in less than two years, the USC Trojans have attempted to build football hype around a famous piece of Greek literature without stopping to consider one very important detail:

The Trojans lose spectacularly.

A detailed view of a USC Trojans football helmet before the game between the USC Trojans and the Missouri State Bears at United Airlines Field at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum in Los Angeles, Calif., on Aug. 30, 2025. (Luke Hales/Reuters)

With Christopher Nolan’s "The Odyssey" taking over theaters and social media, USC football decided to capitalize on the moment. The program posted its own version of the movie poster featuring its famous Trojan helmet and the words, "Our Odyssey begins August 29."

Very cool, dramatic and topical. There is just one tiny problem.

"The Odyssey" is the story of the Greek hero Odysseus’ 10-year journey home after the Trojan War. And the reason Odysseus is traveling home is because he and the rest of the Greeks have just finished destroying Troy.

The Trojans are not the heroes of "The Odyssey." By the time the story begins, their city has been sacked, their greatest warriors are dead, and the surviving Greeks are packing up to head home after an extremely long and violent road win.

This seems like suboptimal branding for USC.

A copy of The Odyssey translated by Emily Wilson is shown in Manhattan, N.Y., on July 12, 2026. The friends connected through being roommates and their Survivor Watch group and decided to make a book club just to read The Odyssey. (Jackie Molloy/The Washington Post via Getty Images)

Now, listen, I know not everyone is a nerd. If you do not personally know the intricate details of Homer’s epics, I will not fault you. Most normal people do not spend their free time carefully reviewing ancient Greek poetry.

But if you represent an academic institution whose mascot represents the mythological inhabitants of the ancient city of Troy, you should probably have a general understanding of how things worked out for them.

At the very least, someone in the social media approval chain should type "Who wins the Trojan War?" into a search bar before hitting "post."

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And I might be willing to dismiss this as a one-time oversight if USC had not already committed essentially the exact same mistake.

Before the 2024 season, the Trojans released a beautifully produced hype video showing USC players bursting out of a Trojan Horse and charging into battle.

Again, very cool visual.

Except it was not the Trojans hiding inside the Trojan Horse. It was the Greeks. The Trojans were the ones who foolishly dragged the horse inside their own city, went to sleep, and then got slaughtered when the Greek soldiers climbed out and opened the gates.

The USC Trojans mascot, The Spirit of Troy, waves a flag during the SRS Distribution Las Vegas Bowl featuring the Texas A&M Aggies and USC Trojans at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas, Nev., on Dec. 27, 2024. (Steve Nurenberg/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)

And now, after already being roasted for that blunder, USC has returned to the same piece of literature and aligned itself with another story detailing its own demise.

But perhaps the funniest part of this entire situation is the date USC chose for the beginning of its own "Odyssey."

Atmosphere at "The Odyssey" New York premiere held at AMC Lincoln Square on July 14, 2026, in New York, N.Y. (Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)

The Trojans open the 2026 football season on August 29 against San Jose State. The Spartans.

So USC has promoted its season with a story about the destruction of Troy, nearly two years after promoting itself with the weapon used to destroy Troy, all leading up to a battle against an army from ancient Greece.

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It’s — dare I say — poetic?

Anyway, good luck, Trojans. And maybe leave any suspicious wooden horses in the parking lot.

Amber Harding is a writer for OutKick.

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