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Did the 67 gesture to my bf’s nephew and he said “I’m not that kind of kid 😐” oh! pic.twitter.com/AHw0P5ASOA

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises, and people. pic.twitter.com/Jvm1hJvQRH

her baby doesn’t bend, so he said this😭 https://t.co/RbZxZnli79 pic.twitter.com/CWp1dEcS0e

me and my cousins apologized to the uber driver for being so loud and he said “don’t worry i have two dogs so im used to it” pic.twitter.com/VryGlPea0s

Bf just burst out laughing in his sleep..... which bitch is telling jokes in his dreams pic.twitter.com/2N3pGMW2NR