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The top text reads: "No rush but when you have 5 minutes it would be helpful to just show you my assumptions for accelerated R&D projects before I tell [REDACTED] it's good to go. Anytime between now and 9 would be good if possible".

SUBJECT: Your Application Has Left Us Speechless

Dear [Applicant Name],After reviewing your résumé and experiencing the sheer magnitude of your qualifications, we were overwhelmed with excitement. Your accomplishments, your vision, your essence-it's everything we wanted and more.And yet, with unspeakable regret, we must inform you that we cannot move forward at this time. Please understand: this is our failing, not yours.Frankly, we're stunned no one else has managed to hire you first!If you ever choose to grace us with another application, we will be waiting.In awe of your hawk-eyed brilliance,Al Talent Acquisition

Well, I fear it's the spider's home now.