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BuzzFeed and our publishing partners may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page. Read More Shameless plug for the Unbound Puff suction vibrator, a bestseller for a darn good reason. I am a "Judy" of all trades who writes about pretty much everything, but specializes in sexual wellness, personal care, plus-size fashion, maximalist home goods, and gnarly before and after pics! This stainless-steel beauty weighs 2 pounds, so you'll definitely feel it. Promising reviews: "Hits the P-spot perfectly!!! Also great for my spouse's G-spot!!!! Would highly recommend for solo play and for couples!!!!" —James C. "Product will make your partner squirt. I would recommend pairing this with a Magic Wand as well. The problem my girlfriend and I encountered is that it’s actually too intense for her, and now she requires to be tied up, so I had to make a follow-up trip to Home Depot. Solid rating at 5/5, will spice up your intimacy time." —M. Allen Promising review: "Buy it NOW. You absolutely cannot go wrong for the price. Shipped discretely (box inside Amazon box wrapped in black plastic) (not that I cared). Buy this gift for you, your partner, or your spouse — it would make a great gift for a bachelorette party, divorce party, or just for fun for yourself. Strong vibration. Nice color (deep purple). Not too loud. Love the brand." —Lenore Barnhill Get it from Amazon for $15.97+ (available in four colors and a mini version). Here's even more bullet vibrators if you want to keep it discreet. Promising reviews: "I didn't think I could be noisy while I was solo. Or that I could make such a mess!!!!! I got this on a discount for about a third of the price, and I still think it's well worth full price. I'm utterly obsessed. I will add that you should probably get (water-based) lube, as it'll pinch lightly if you're not careful. My fault, but still a 100/10 despite also being on medication that usually makes this kind of thing difficult." —angelkisser "In just a minute, I knew this was worth it. Had a squirting orgasm and had to change the sheets. I’ve never done that before." —Lindsey "I'm not sure I can include the actual words I said when I first tried the Rose. Normally, it takes some time and effort to work myself up and reach climax, even with a vibrator. Not with this one. I found myself climaxing literally within seconds. And then another. And another. I didn't even get a chance to try the different settings. I'm not even sure why they made the Rose Pro, because this one is already perfect. Bravo." —Regina Phalange Get it from Boutique Bellesa for $29 (originally $99). Promising reviews: "This is the best toy, once you try this, your ass will be obsessed. Nice and powerful, hits the perfect spot, and nice during sex or sitting on a chair rocking your hips. Makes your load huge when you come and gives you a powerful orgasm. I had to try a real penis after and now love the feeling. It's also amazing for the G-spot and clitoris. My spouse and their friends love it in them with my penis at the same time as well. It really vibrates both genitals." —Anonymous "This was my first entry into prostate play, and I wanted something that was approachable in size but also had vibrations in case I needed a little extra help, and boy did it deliver. This is a rumbling vibrator, and I love that the app allows you to fully customize both the inside and outside massager motors so that you get the exact vibrations to take you over the edge. This is great for both solo and partner play. Even when my spouse is in another state, we can have app sessions to stay connected. I also find that it helps me last longer and have stronger orgasms while having sex. It’s a pricey toy, but the quality and power of the rumbly vibes make it a favorite of ours." —Anonymous Get it from We-Vibe for $109+ (available in black and blue). This vibe offers eight fully customizable vibration modes and app-connectivity if you're interested in long-distance or remote play. It also heats to 107 degrees F for a unique sensation! Promising reviews: "It took me a little while to learn how to use it properly, but after reading the instructions, everything was super easy. The pulse wave technology feels amazing. The wide base keeps the massager inserted just enough to hold in place. Perfect G-spot hands-free massage." —J.K. "This is the best G-spot toy I have ever used! It hits your G-spot like a pro, and it delivers an amazing orgasm. This is my love love toy... FIRE!" —Marney Get it from Zalo for $119 (available in three colors). Promising reviews: "Heck yes! Buy it, buy it now! Liked this so much we ordered the bigger version and the edge. The user interface could use a lot of work, but once you get it going, you'll forget about it in the bliss that the vibrator is delivering. The battery life seems to be pretty good. I used it for over an hour with no issues. It is reasonably quiet, but you couldn't wear it in a quiet place like a restaurant." —RDouglas "We have had a great time with this. I bought the largest, and it took a bit to get used to it. We are a couple of states apart, and he has had a great time setting me off while I’m at work or doing things around the house. The vibration is very intense at the highest setting, and at the lowest, it just keeps you on edge. Being made of the material that it is, you have to keep it clean and let it air out, so it doesn’t smell if you get any fecal matter on it. Definitely recommend!" —Jandy Get it from Amazon for $84+ (available in four sizes). Don't worry, we've rounded up the best anal vibrators if you wanna keep that booty buzzin'! Promising review: "The combination of licking the right spot and the thrusting is magical! I buy a lot of toys because I'm a toy person. :-) I think this might be my favorite!!!" —Amazon Customer "I recently broke up and needed something to fill the void. I can cum at least five times with this thing... It works magic on my G-spot, and the tongue thing (particularly if you get it wet) feels so good. Pair this with a good hentai and... Mmph... So good. I would recommend this to anyone who is in need of some good self-love. Easy to clean and charge, and it doesn't cause any irritation." —Vernatha Get it from Amazon for $29.49+ (available in five styles and multiple colorways). Check out this round-up for more sex toys that simulate oral sex! This rabbit vibrator weighs in at 10 inches long with an insertable length of 5.5 inches and soft, silky, body-safe silicone that's submersible, offering thrilling rumbles as you play. Promising review: "My friend told me to buy this and that she orgasms in 40 seconds. I didn’t believe her. The first time I tried this, I left a big, wet patch on my gray sheets. I’m not even a huge toy fan, but this has me wanting to use it every night! I love it!!" —Cookie "I don’t think I was prepared for how amazing this actually is. You can orgasm in seconds if you’re not careful. The vibrations feel amazing. My spouse and I love using this, especially when they're in my ass. There are literally no words — you’ll be seeing stars." —LaLaa Starsi was designed for all bodies to explore pleasure and can be used with the included removable bullet vibrator or without, in case you are a fan of grinding or just want to stimulate areas with a little less intensity. Cute Little Fuckers is a queer-owned small business that features (some very adorable) creature-inspired sex toys, making them less intimidating and more versatile to everyone’s needs. Promising reviews: "My partner and I have had so much fun with this! It's so soft, and all the different parts have such different sensations. The bullet is so strong, too. I can only use it on the first setting!! As a nonbinary person, I've been so pleased with this toy; it really alleviates any dysphoria I have about playing, and it's such a relief! What a lovely toy from an incredible company!" —Kate "I cannot say enough good things about this purchase. The Starsi knocked it out of the park! The toy's surface area is wide enough to cover the entire internal and external portions of the clitoris complex. The grooves are both soft and distinctive enough to have a grind that is satisfying. Additionally, it is easy to hold and grip; no toys flying out from under you right when you most need them. 5/5 stars for the number of consecutive orgasms we had with it!" —Anonymous Get it from Cute Little Fuckers for $89 (available in coral and pink). And it includes a secondary suction tip, to make sure you have the perfect fit for a custom (kinda) blended orgasm. Promising review: "I have never seen my spouse orgasm like that before. They were hesitant when I told them how much the Duo cost, and they didn't even want to use it, scared that they might not like it, and we couldn't return it. However, they finally tried it and became believers immediately. Like, I expected it to be good, but the way they came? Way, way better than I even imagined." —Bob Get it from Womanizer for $149 (originally $219) or Amazon for $159 (available in bordeaux and black). The one pictured has a lot of reviews and is the D3 Summer Fling dildo, boasting an 8" length (7" insertable) and 1.75" width. There are over two dozen options, though, each one with a different length and girth, so you literally can't go wrong. Get it from Blush for $83.99 (also available in other assorted colors and sizes). The set includes a vibrating butt plug, wireless remote, three B-Vibe enamel pins, carrying case, greeting card, and sticker. This 1.5-inch diameter plug has seven rotation patterns and six intensities to explore and stimulate your P-spot as you start (or continue) your journey into anal play. Also, it's splash-proof! Looking for something a little larger? Check out the Rimming Plug 2 and the Rimming Plug XL, which have all the same features but a little more length. B-Vibe is a premium collection of tech-forward anal play products founded by certified sex educator Alicia Sinclair. Promising reviews: "I purchased the rimming plug petite after the thrilling experiences I had with the Snug Plug. The rotating beads in the neck, on their own, are amazing, and then add in the vibrating tip... exhilarating!!! With the remote, you can just relax and discover what patterns and intensity turn you on. Very innovative." —TK (on Petite) "My partner is skeptical when it comes to anal toys. But they absolutely love this plug. Being wireless, there are no messy wires in the way. And having rechargeable batteries is just fantastic. They love the feel of rimming. They were satisfied many times. Best butt plug on the market, hands down." —JAV (on Plug 2) Get it from B-Vibe for $159.99 (available in three colors). Vush is an Australia-based sexual wellness brand that’s all about self-love and creating IG-worthy sex toys that’ll rock your world and match your aesthetic. Promising reviews: "Amazing!! This thing is surprisingly quiet and VERY effective. The vibrations are comparable to the “Magic Wand” Massage Wand, if not more. This exceeded all my expectations and surprised me in the best way. I had been slightly worried after reading some reviews saying it was too loud, but I had no issues at all. The noise control was perfect. If you have your door shut, no one would be able to hear it. This is quite possibly one of the best toys I’ve purchased. Thank you!" —Vivian S. "Amazing product, especially for first-time users. The petals are also lovely, which I wasn’t expecting! It’s quiet, so I don't need to worry about that if that’s a concern, and it's easy to clean as well. I highly recommend this to anyone looking for something effective and also pretty!" —Kate G. Get it from Vush for $65.09 (originally $92.99). Promising reviews: "Experienced user here, so started with the largest, slipped right in with minimal effort, put on a thong to help keep it from popping out, and have been rockin' it the past six hours, only wish they made a next size up set!" —RandomGuy "Bought these for my partner and they love them! And so do I! They are very comfortable and come in the correct size for those that want to take their love life to a new level. If you are new, start with the small size and work your way up. This product is perfect as you can start small and move up as you become more comfortable." —Amazon Customer Get it from Amazon for $14.98+ (available in 12 color combinations). Promising review: "I’m new to all of this. My friends literally raved about Puff for a year before I finally decided to get one. I did not know… I could feel like that. It is amazing. It took me some time to fully utilize the suction feature in the Puff, but the vibration itself is *chef's kiss.* I also used it once during sex with my partner, and phew!!! I don’t even know if I have any words. Great for beginners!" —B. Get it from Unbound for $48 (available in two colors). Yes, it's waterproof, so you can go ahead and play with it in the shower. Promising review: "I was honestly surprised by how good the quality is for the price. The material feels very realistic, soft, and comfortable, with plenty of texture that adds to the experience. It’s easy to use, easy to clean, and dries quickly, which is a huge plus. The design is discreet and sturdy, so it doesn’t feel cheap or flimsy. With a little lubricant, it feels incredibly lifelike and enjoyable. Overall, this exceeded my expectations, and I would absolutely recommend it to anyone looking for a reliable, high-quality product." —Ty Get it from Amazon for $20.99+ (available in two colors and two styles). No, the Fleshlight is not included. But this positioning pillow is specifically designed for Fleshlight users who want to explore the missionary position solo. If you're into doggy style, don't worry, because there's a pillow for that! The faux-leather design offers a sleek look and easy cleanup afterward. One reviewer recommends using a Fleshlight Flight toy with this pillow, if you don't have one already. Promising reviews: "Was worried about buying this at first, comes in a brown box unmarked. I will say that this is a great investment. Thought about it for a while, but wow, this thing beats normal masturbation with a Fleshlight by far. It will stick a little bit out the front, but not enough to really bother you. Make sure you wash it after every use. Lysol wipes will work fine for temp, but put them in the wash every now and again so they don't smell. This thing is worth it, and whenever I have a dorm inspection, everyone just thinks it's a pillow with a drink holder in it." —Ziphen "Amazing, not worth buying a Fleshlight without it. I shoot seven bags into this thing on a daily basis... shit is so cash." —Alex With 3.5 inches of insertable length and a width of 1.25 inches, this sleek plug was designed to satisfy. Promising reviews: "I had never thought much about using this toy because I'm a cisgender woman and therefore have no prostate, for which this product is designed. I was so thrilled to discover that I could enjoy it too... The weight of the Pfun Plug feels AMAZING. The handle makes it easy to manipulate, and you can get great indirect G-spot stimulation when you use it anally. You can also try it vaginally for more direct G-spot contact. Because it's so easy to sterilize (just boil for five minutes), you can easily switch partners or orifices... The stainless steel adapts easily to warm or cool water for temperature play. This is a must-have butt toy for all bodies." —Anonymous "Most people fear stainless steel, but DON'T BE AFRAID! Stainless steel is AMAZING! I call this my lazy toy, because the weight does the work for you. It's sleek, smooth, and comfortable. You can wear it out on the town, and no one will know! Not only is it great for butts, but you can even use it vaginally. Amazing when wearing anally while also being penetrated vaginally. You can also do temperature play with stainless steel!" —Queen Get it from Babeland or Amazon for $110. Make a night out of it with the Bringing Sexy Bath kit, which includes a Water Slyde, massage candle, arousal balm, hair towel wrap, and privacy door hanger, so you can enjoy your me-time without interruption. Promising reviews: "Know what, I was skeptical about it. But I really like how easy it is to use. Imagine being your very own pillow princess. You tell yourself to just relax and enjoy it. It’s empowering and refreshing. You could have your hands free for whatever — for an additional stimulant, for a good book, for anything on your phone, to massage a hair mask into your hair — or you could literally just kick back, because it does the trick on its own too." —Anonymous "I had been eyeing the Water Slyde for a few years and finally made the purchase! It did not disappoint. It's easy to use, and I like how I can just comfortably lie down in the tub. Highly recommend!" —Anonymous Get it from Lovability for $35 (available in four colors). Spot is designed with water-resistant, soft-touch silicone. The toy includes a charger and carrying case for discretion. Promising reviews: "For background: I’m a 22-year-old woman and have owned 6–10 sex toys in my life. This one’s awesome and my favorite. For one, it isn’t purple. Why is every vibrator purple? Second, it’s just straight vibration, so no awkward patterns to click through. Next thing I love: it’s so pretty. And such a good size! Not too big, but not too small. Alright, finally, the brand itself is so simple. The colors are simple and aesthetic. The design of the spot is pared down to fulfill what you want without any extra shitty extras. When every other vibrator is a jack of all trades, the Spot vibrator is the master of one — and I adore it for that. I love it. :)" —Kathryn M. "Firstly, I have to say that I love the design! It's so minimalist that I can display it as a piece of art on my nightstand. Its shape is subtle, as with all of Maude's sex toys, that I had to point out that it was, in fact, a sex toy for a friend to realize what it was by my bed! Lastly, it delivers! Both in its name and its performance, it really hits the spot. I orgasmed twice in one sitting with the help of this toy. Cheers, Maude!" —Louis K. Or grab the newer Bess 2 (also on Amazon), which includes an anal bead attachment and a heating element! Promising reviews: "Beautiful, quality, and you can't get bored with the different attachments. Very easy to keep clean, which is high on my list. Perfect for multi-orgasmic people!" —Yvonne P. "I already own the Hero from the Zalo Legends line and was so impressed with the overall quality and elegance of the toy, I was dying to buy another Zalo product. I love the attachments, which make this toy versatile, and the two separate motor heads at both ends. The Bess is absolutely stunning. The quality and workmanship are unparalleled (and this is coming from someone who only buys luxury brand sex toys). So far, the little silicone ball attachment is my favorite. What makes the Bess stand out to me beyond what I already mentioned is that not only does it offer numerous strong vibration speeds, but the different patterns are to die for. My only warning is start on the lowest setting, it's a big jump in strength to the next setting, and learn the settings before you try it out." —S. L. Get it from Zalo for $99 (available in three colors). This plug is also completely waterproof and submersible! Promising reviews: "This is an amazing product! As a trans woman, I find it's incredibly hard to find toys that work for me as I don't yet have a *cough* front hole. This one does the trick! It's genuinely changed my experience with any toys I use, as well as making shower time more enjoyable and fun. Any other trans women out there looking at this toy: do it! It'll do the trick, I can pretty much guarantee it. —K.S. "Dude, this lil' booty buzzer rocks my world. It's so smooth, cute, and really gets the job done. This is my first plug, and I would recommend it for newbies like myself. I was nervous when I felt the vibration settings in my hand out of the box, but once it's in there, the settings are really great, and the low ones are definitely not too much. Highly recommend!" —L.Q. Seven powerful vibration modes in the shaft and rabbit ears, along with flexible anal beads, offer a lot of stimulation whether you like to use your toys alone or with a partner, for foreplay or the entire session. A magnetic charger helps ensure a waterproof seal so you can use it in the shower or bath. Promising review: "This toy made it onto the 'best toys I own' shelf! The little rabbit part is so nice!! The main part and the rabbit vibrate independently! So you have two different modes going at the same time! It's really easy and simple to use once you get the hang of it. The design is so sleek and clean-looking! I am happy with this product and would definitely recommend it to someone who's a teensy bit experienced in playing with toys, only because the 3-in-1 aspect can be intimidating!" —Satine Get it from Amazon for $19.99 (available in pink and purple). Promising reviews: "By far the best I have tried. The sides are flexible, allowing for growth, and the vibration is perfect to get up and stay up for the 60 minutes of the battery life..." —Sailor "Ok, so we know there's stigma around people with penises using toys, but you know what? Why should vagina-owners have all the fun? This is the first toy I've come across that feels respectful and sensual in its design. It feels good to the touch and stimulates incredibly. It's changed my relationship to self-stimulation. Feels amazing. If you're curious, this is the toy to get." —Timothy Get it from Babeland for $99 (available in two colors). This unique sex toy is available in nine different textures, so you can pick whatever you think will get you off best! It's made of premium silicone, so the ring will stretch around your favorite penis or dildo without worry. Godemiche is a UK-based, family-owned small business that specializes in vibrant, handcrafted sex toys and BDSM products. Promising reviews: "I’m disabled and have poor mobility and grip strength, and it’s hard to find things that are easy and fun to use. But these with my Doxy wand are a breeze. The tall pyramids are just genius and combined with vibration — phew!" —Melanie "Perfect! If you’re intimidated by the spikes and other larger-looking options, don’t be! I hesitated because I tend to grind down very hard, but the material is slippery and soft, yet impressively durable." —Mina Kirby Get it from Godemiche for $60+ (available in nine textures, two styles, a variety of color options, and a vibrating attachment add-on). The ergonomic egg shape means this discreet vibe stays put, so you can wear it out and about (if that's your thing) and control the vibrations effortlessly from your phone. No one would suspect a thing, and with a five-hour battery life...this toy can probably outlast you. Promising reviews: "App works great, super powerful, and quiet. All I had to do was send an invite to my partner, and they instantly were able to connect and control this thing. AMAZING!!" —Rachael M. "I use mine on Chaturbate mostly. Connects super easily, which was something I was worried about. The app is easy to use, and this device works great for me on Chaturbate. Super comfy, sometimes I forget I have it in." —Hannah It's also waterproof and includes a travel-friendly case for when you want to take it on the go! FYI, some reviewers say that it doesn't work well for anyone with above-average girth, so make sure to take into account the measurements! Promising reviews: "I have several toys of this type, but this one is definitely the very best. Might make your eyes pop out of your head while you use it!!! Mm, mmm, good! Unbelievably great feeling due to the various textures inside, and you’ll pop a big juicy good one every time. It really sounds great as you stroke up and down… Sounds kinda like the real thing and it’s a huge turn on." —n3ptune "Listen... My chest hair stood up, as well as all of the hair on my body, when the time came to orgasm. This was the first time I used it. It was with a partner. They performed oral and used the Quickshot simultaneously, like intended. I don’t think they had ever seen my body spasm the way they made me bust. Definitely recommend this toy. It’s the perfect texture, it's nice and tight, and it’s easy to clean/store. Also, it’s great for solo acts too. I might enjoy it more than the regular Fleshlight." —Erik Into blowjobs and cunnilingus? We've got you covered with a list of sex toys that simulate oral sex! * If You're New To Sex Toys, These 31 Options Are Beginner Friendly * Sex Toys For Couples That'll Have You Wondering Why You Didn't Buy Them Sooner * Sex Toy Kits For Couples That Are Fun For Everyone Involved * 13 Fantasy Sex Toys That, Yeah, Look A Little Weird, But Will Totally Make You Orgasm BuzzFeed Shopping is service journalism first: our writers and editors spend all day shopping so you don’t have to, vetting products, fact-checking brand claims, and surfacing what actually helps in real life. We center readers over revenue, recommend products with authenticity (using real experiences, not ad-speak), and reflect our diverse audience, inclusive of a variety of price points, people, and needs. We cut through fake deals, favor useful info over glossy fluff, and recommend both budget and splurge options with context so you can decide what’s right for you — and still have a little fun along the way. 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