This just in: Google Translate has been fired.

"No, they knew exactly what they were writing. They didn’t make a mistake."

"How do translation websites still not fix these issues?"

"I'm just here to see if Mr. Oyster gets with Ms. French Fries..."

"If you're inside the rabbits, I don't think your parents would want to remember you. 😬"

"Mmm, yes, gimme some of that incel chicken."

"This mistranslation has been around for donkey's years (sometimes I think that it may be deliberate)."

"I'll have some of the evil chicken with ginseng, please."

"I'd love to know which dictionary told them 'cunt' instead of vagina or, probably, 'pelvis.'"

"From an ESL perspective, I'm impressed that they even used "you'd better." Unfortunately, they slept though the second half of the lesson where the idea that "you'd better" might be followed by an ass kicking is discussed."

"Well, if you don't know, then I certainly don't either."

"1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Get out of bed."

"For f*ck's sake, it's written on every single f*cking bottle!!!"

"Could I get a whole boiled child? I'm hungry today."

"I missed them for 10 years. I will not miss them this time, 11th time's the charm!"

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