“I jerked off to her house on Google Earth.”

I also pulled from these reddit threads because...well, you'll see.

"Luckily, after taking a break, we’re still good friends to this day, and that horribly embarrassing experience at the time is something we always laugh about."

"Taking up a hobby for a guy I had an immense crush on for 24 hours is definitely up there for me."

"But it worked out in the end because I raised my GPA high enough to get some really nice scholarships for college!"

"Sneaking back in my house was a different beast — I tried to climb in through a window that’s usually unlocked, but it was locked. Luckily, my little brother was still awake and let me in. Crazy night, totally worth it, horrible head."

"Bruh, he was flirting. That’s how we flirt."

"My guess is she had a hometown boyfriend."

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