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"I had sent the payment link, and it had popped up 'paid,' so he knew his car was done, and I assumed he would be on his way to get it, and boy was I right. I see a Pilot speeding into the lot, a busty blonde woman gets out of the passenger seat and stands by our door while he parks. I see him jogging into the building, sweating bullets and red-faced. He asked for his keys and basically blew me off about what we had found. He gives her the keys, she leaves, and then he pulls out. The best I could figure was that he gave his side piece his old car, told his wife he sold it, and was hiding it all from his wife, and I somehow exposed it all."—AnatidaephobiaAnon

"That happened with my dad. He left on a 'business trip' (really spending time with his other family), and he never came back. My mom filed a missing persons report. Later, a friend drew her attention to an obituary from a neighboring state with pictures of him, his name, and references to a 'loving wife and children' that wasn't us. Turns out he died with the other family. That sucked."—Livid_Restaurant7848