This week in “The Cringe Report,” Trump took a series of verrrry long blinks, Vance compared himself to a frightened little boy, and so much more.

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It's almost like winning the FIFA Peace Prize means nothing to some people!

Trump's DHS Secretary: For some reason, ICE has been demonized. pic.twitter.com/DjfZA6LdWn

RFK Jr. complains that teenagers today don’t have enough sperm pic.twitter.com/V0F8fazHMA

Trump is napping in the Oval Office again pic.twitter.com/OdUEFHmPtJ

My dog when he hears the crinkle of a food wrapper pic.twitter.com/9y4phtGIfU

BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery pic.twitter.com/tPmRhmtnA9

Magaziner: President Trump said the noise from windmills causes cancer. Is that true of false?Burgum: pic.twitter.com/w6oQpApPvx

Trump: Drugs coming by sea meaning coming by water. A lot of people don’t know what I mean by sea. They think I mean vision. I’m talking about sea like the sea. pic.twitter.com/dl3qV0U4oz

Vance compares himself to a child without his parent around:"Um... So as you know Trump just landed in China... I always... uh, I-I sometimes feel like Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone. I walk into the White House, it's very quiet, and no one's there, and it takes me a second to… pic.twitter.com/8cWJaAYiKX

Trump: "We have a man who is doing a great job. I knew it! Because he kept me out of jail for years. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. He kept me out of jail." pic.twitter.com/6kaR3mSTog

CASAR: For the $1 billion we're being asked to spend on Trump's ballroom, we could fund 217 million free school lunches and 15,000 more teachers. As secretary of education, which do you think helps our nation more?McMAHON: I think those are incredibly weird comparisons pic.twitter.com/uEFex7jiSB

Trump: Dumocrats. They’re dumb. It’s d-u-m. I got rid of the b. So, you’re only changing one letter. E goes and the U comes. pic.twitter.com/KUr1yKC8RW

There are little Mamdanis popping up all around the country, and they're openly avowed socialist Marxist ideology. This is something that we have never seen before in American history. This is about moving away from a constitutional republic to a communist utopian ideology, and… pic.twitter.com/j1dHv0uAC7

New York streets belong to New Yorkers, and Soccer Streets are for the kids.We’re turning the block outside your school into a car-free soccer pitch, playground, and World Cup celebration all at once.Now until June 26, you’ll find Soccer Streets in front of 50 public schools… pic.twitter.com/VnfB3CfXvw