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"When we got out, we learned they were staying in that building, there with the whole cast for some sort of press event related to the show ending. Minutes later, Ted Danson comes out of his room to join the fun. All three were so incredibly nice and took pics with everyone. Out of all the people in that city, we were saved b/c Cliff and Norm happened to be headed to their room and saw us." 

"He explained that under normal circumstances they would never give out that information but would make an exception. He confirmed she had given her up for adoption and allowed us to adopt her. She was a very loving dog and so, so special. She lived for 10 years, and every time I looked at her, she reminded me of my brother, and we loved her so much. It was extremely sad when she passed, and we miss her dearly. I hope my brother was looking down on me, smiling, knowing that for whatever reason we decided to go to a random dog shelter on a random Saturday and found his dog. We never found out if his fiancé kept the other dog because he was not at that shelter. This is my one-in-a-million thing that happened to me. May they both be resting in peace."