Next person to send me a paragraph-long text is getting hit with one of these.

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Me when my social battery runs out #MetGala pic.twitter.com/Pj8intZA4T

When they say let’s hangout after 9pmMe: pic.twitter.com/NMh8sNMXxu

she saw a straight man in a black suit #metgala pic.twitter.com/3q34klLv0w

me when the family function is over: pic.twitter.com/kxca8NIOW7

me when my bestie is about to spill some tea https://t.co/Rhn0RRQAxk pic.twitter.com/ykCCPaz4Gl

Eu assim acompanhando o MetGala. Vendo tudo. Comentando nada. Mas tô amando hahahah https://t.co/loE23fJRhh

“you can’t just pretend someone doesn’t exist” me as fck pic.twitter.com/fDFuDNpcmu

Posting one thing about my life and going back into my shell https://t.co/GFDmXimCmp

Me when a guy tells me what to do. #MetGala pic.twitter.com/tLngyjGDFP

Εγω στην δουλειά οταν μου μιλάει άνθρωπος... https://t.co/9KC9rcfdEd

when someone loses my personality privileges https://t.co/JRO9P9slSP

my microwave when it sees me pull out my 7th bowl of kraft mac and cheese at 3:04 am https://t.co/uNMHmqazK9

Me when I’m overstimulated and somebody still tryna talk to me. https://t.co/XuoHzraJj8

“beta shaadi karlo, umaar nikalti ja rahi hai” me: https://t.co/61RoDHvxSB

when you see a coworker in public after faking sick leave https://t.co/ScOYFYZMLn

Me when I see the biggest yapper coming towards me https://t.co/ywmvrDBdxg

I’m going to need one of these. It would come in great at the next staff meeting https://t.co/RSUWawLRTw

me when i see someone i know https://t.co/gHUCFzRZWU

When someone tries greeting me from a distance https://t.co/GE2JpjqYKJ

Might get ones of these for myself for when teenager 1 is being annoying https://t.co/120NhfxYWB