“An hour or so into training, the HR woman walked in, and it was the woman I was hooking up with about 12 hours earlier.”

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"Then the overhead lights turned on, and three security guards walked onto the field. Horrified, this girl jumped off like a firecracker. We scrambled to get dressed, and after a long lecture, the guards escorted us out of the stadium."

"But then she started talking about her being my sugar mama and the allowance I would have and where we were going for brunch the next day. Maybe rude, but I stopped and said, 'Hey, this is just us having a good time right now, you get that, right?' She did not. She flew into a rage, threw on a robe, and demanded I leave. Okay. So I left the unit, but I needed a fob to access my car. So I went back and knocked on the door, and she opened it up all sorts of raging, and I explained. She immediately calmed down and said, 'Oh yeah,' and helped me leave. The next day, she texted and apologized, saying she was drunk and overreacted, and asked if I would like to go again. It was the same experience, but I parked in a different spot and didn’t have to redo the previous night’s dance. Fool me once."

"He then started talking about his ex-girlfriend and how he missed her and showed me a dress he knitted for her and asked me if I wanted to keep it. I passed out mid-conversation, and the next day he asked me to give him a ride to his ultimate frisbee league game. Oh, and did I mention he was my friend’s roommate, so I still had to see him any time I went over to visit my friend?"