The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit.

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The problem with ripping a tag out of cheap leggings is that sometimes that’s a load-bearing tag

i love soup with a little bread. i would've been the best peasant

accidentally used a frozen card for my uber eats order and even though it declined they still processed it because i’m a “valued eater” pic.twitter.com/hhDX1RYXl2

“Please show up 15 minutes early for your appointment” best I can do is 3 minutes late

what if i hugged u really tight & then gradually loosened my grip & told u ur blood pressure is 130/95

I found a bra in his suitcase and he said it’s from when he was f@t years back. He said he had saggy titt!ěs and kept it to remind him how far he’s come with his weight loss journey. https://t.co/43JAH44VqU

I love that people from Massachusetts created the most generous, socialist health care system in all 50 states while also being the most aggressive drivers. They’re like “I want my neighbors to have the best care. They’re gonna need it if they don’t get out of the left lane.”

per my last crash out

“Oil is $100 the barrel” what kind of 1600s ass measurement is that. That means nothing to me. Let me see the barrel

love how every airport’s tsa is just doing their own thing and if you don’t know their rules you’re that city’s newly appointed jester

So my trainer suggested I could boost the impact of power walks by wearing a weighted vest so I googled what they look like and uhhhhhhhh is she serious right now.

There are two primary types of Catholics: -spiritually Irish-spiritually ItalianAll other Catholics, based on culture and personal temperament, are closer to one or the other side of this spectrum.

when meryl streep gets an oscar for playing donna kelce is the film about her renovations-

I know things feel overwhelming right now, so this is your sign that it’s okay to take a step back from the news. Every one of us is struggling to process Timothee Chalamet’s opera comments and Donna Kelce’s home renovation. Take a break and put yourself first ❤️

italy proving kissing and having silly little drinks with the homies is the key to success

just saw a kid walking with a balloon. that’s so classic

Someone asked me if I'd watch their pets after the rapture takes them. Not gonna lie, that was a sick burn and compliment at the same time.

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