"I present my used clothes to my dog. If he barely sniffs them, I can wear them. If he finds them too interesting, they go in the hamper."

"I'll take it one step further and admit that I always, ALWAYS squish the stuff between two fingernails to really get a good idea of the consistency. Visual inspection just isn't enough for me, I guess."

"In the same vein, smelling my ball sweat. Just so I know if I need to air out the gents."

"When I was a kid, I thought I'd grow out of it eventually. I didn't."

"There is something so satisfying about pulling a booger out that feels like it’s attached to your brain. 🤤"

"I do this with a lot of different foods. I'm trying to break the habit because it scares my wife half to death."

"I present my used clothes to my dog. If he barely sniffs them, I can wear them. If he finds them too interesting, they go in the hamper."

"This!! Or sneezing inside the collar of your shirt because you don't want to sneeze in the crook of your arm when you're wearing short sleeves and it's just bare skin."

"Attempting?? In my world, there's no option."

"In the army, we used to piss on our feet to fight athlete's foot."

"100% and I'm a female. Just have my hand resting down there."

"Exactly. Gotta create a nice smooth surface for lip balm to go on later."

"And it scares the hell out of your co-workers in the next stall."

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